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STORIES
One of my prime activities since retirement has been attempting to write fiction. I wrote a lot throughout my career, but the books and articles were primarily of an instructive how-to nature. Fiction calls for different skills, and I’ve enjoyed learning about the craft and adjusting my style to those demands.
The results are contained in my book Smell Test – Stories and Advice on Lawyering, published in 2008 by the American Bar Association (see the Books section of the website for a fuller description). It contains ten serious (and, I hope, entertaining) fictional short stories about business lawyers in their practice. I recognize I’ve still got a ways to go in improving this craft, but I’m proud of the results.
I also wrote a commentary to each story, aimed at getting readers to focus on the actions taken, decisions made and rationalizations offered by the fictional attorneys, and presenting my own views on both the specific instance and certain broader related issues.
Two of the stories appear on this website. The first is "The Smell Test," the tale of a skilled and highly ethical lawyer who for a few bad days (in Margaret Thatcher's memorable phrase) goes wobbly. It's the title story at the heart of the book, with plenty of issues for anyone – lawyer or not – to chew on. I've also included the commentary to the story, so you can see my thinking on the subject.
Smell Test Click here to read the story
Smell Test Click here to read the commentary
The second is "Sex, Lies and Private Eyes," in which certain sexual high-jinks of his colleagues cause a so-so lawyer to lose his ethical bearings. I consider this both an entertaining and cautionary tale, one that explores how a little white lie can lead you down a slippery and dangerous slope. Here, I have not included my commentary. I guess I'm hoping that you'll be sufficiently interested in my take on this mess – as well as in reading the other eight stories and commentaries – that you'll order a copy of the book (which can be done online through Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or the ABA's website (abanet.org), or by contacting the Crawford & Doyle Booksellers at Tel: 212-288-6300 or by email at bookstore@verizon.net. And by the way, the stories aren't technical in any way and can be read by lawyers and non-lawyers alike.
Sex, Lies and Private Eyes Click here to read the story
My fictional effort this year is a short story titled THE NAME OF THE [BLASIN]GAME. It’s about the conflicts and complications that arise when the leadership of an accounting firm decides to change the firm’s name to eliminate some retired and deceased partners; and it focuses on how one of the younger partners – who has a special interest in the issue – copes with this, while putting in jeopardy his own stature in the firm.
The Name Of The [BLASIN]GAME Click here to read the story
My fictional effort for 2017 consists of three short stories under the collective title Three Flights of Hi-Tech Fancy. The new feature here was abandoning reality, letting my imagination run free, and peering into a fantasy future – with ruminations on possible (but unlikely) advances in GPS technology, SIRI-type information and personalized movies on demand. I just ask that you put your rational sensibilities on hold as you read these tales, and enjoy the experience.
Three Flights of Hi-Tech Fancy Click here to read the story
THREE FLIGHTS OF WHIMSICAL FANCY – three lighthearted fictional short stories I wrote in years past. It consists of Fortune Cookie, which explores the magic of communications emanating from a dessert confection; The Fab Four, a fantasy buddy caper in which a quartet of oldsters pool their talents to demonstrate their ingenuity; and Is There a Lawyer in the House? an unabashedly Walter Mitty-esque adventure where things go awry in an unexpected fashion.
Three Flights of Whimsical Fancy: Click here to read the story
I spent a lot of time this year writing a book of my memoirs, which I hope to publish by the time of my 85th birthday in July 2019. To give you a taste of what it will be like – and hopefully to engender some helpful advice from readers regarding the overall project – I’m enclosing one section of the book. The episode I’ve chosen is the distinct period of my life that my family and friends know least about – my service as a junior officer in the U.S. Navy from June 1956 to May 1959. I was surprised to discover that it turns out to be a pretty good story, which I hope you’ll enjoy – and I’d welcome your feedback.
McFreund's Navy Click here to read the story
This section of my memoir focuses on My Mother and Father. They were excellent parents and interesting people; and this might get you thinking about what you would write about your own parents if you decide to take on the task.
My Mother and Father Click here to read the story
Working on my memoir got me thinking a lot about the subject of memory. Putting this together with the duet from Gigi that Annette and I performed on last year’s album resulted in I Remember it Well – a fictional short story in which a memoir-writer (not me!) revisits a significant relationship from 45 years back, with some unexpected ensuing results.
I Remember It Well Click here to read the story
No single extended essay topic caught my fancy in my 81st year, so I decided instead to write some shorter pieces on unrelated topics that have lately been on my mind.
Here they are – the OCTOGENARIAN OCTET:
An Ex-Navigator’s Lament for items that used to be readily available but are in scant supply nowadays.
An Ex-Navigator's Lament Click here to read the story
Tales with a Kicker, designed to make your advice to others more trenchant.
Tales with a Kicker Click here to read the story
Dastardly Decibels, the curse of dining out in Manhattan.
Dastardly Decibels Click here to read the story
Pure Fiction, detailing the tribulations of writing a short story.
Pure Fiction Click here to read the story
Sins of Omission, the everyday annoying stuff you forget (or deign) to accomplish.
Sins of Omission Click here to read the story
Playing Favorites, the lingering effects of my childhood compulsion to identify personal preferences.
Playing Favorites Click here to read the story
Bite-Size Wisdom, morsels of useful advice culled from the profilic pen of H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Bite-Size Wisdom Click here to read the story
Sheer Happenstance Revisited, the voluntary decisions we make and actions we take that can lead to meaningful relationships and outcomes.
Sheer Happenstance Revisited Click here to read the story
I decided to write a one-act play, entitled HEWGE!, focusing on 10 days in the life of an unusual small law firm, its domineering chief executive, and several struggling associates. The stress is on loyalty; no error can be admitted but blame is readily assessed, lies are deemed to be alternative facts, firings come thick and fast, and so on. Some serious events do transpire, but the play’s tone can readily be described as tongue in cheek, while (to mix the metaphor) the usual authorial disclaimer that no character is intended to resemble anyone living or dead should be taken with a grain of salt.
HEWGE! Click here to read the story
My own recent age milestone of 80 led to an appreciation of contemporaries and older sorts, which resulted in a collection of tales entitled DEFYING DOTAGE – Six Short Stories Starring Sprightly Seniors, with insightful illustrations by my long-time collaborator and friend Joe Azar (who also did the cover for the essay below on Turning 80). I invented some colorful elderly characters and then generated suitable plots within which they could strut their stuff – octogenarian romantic swains and combative spouses, a randy septuagenarian, and varied nonagenarians pursuing a buddy caper, lying in a hospital bed, and facing a crisis – all still very much in the fight. I'll be interested to hear your reactions.
Assisted Living stands for two propositions: first, that romance can flourish in senior settings, although not without the need to overcome obstacles that differ from those facing younger swains; and second, that with the passage of years, the roles of mentor and mentee can often find themselves inverted.
Assisted Living Click here to read the story
The Fab Four is a fantasy buddy caper, in which a quartet of oldsters pool their talents to demonstrate their ingenuity, while engaging in some geezer high jinks in pursuit of a shared goal.
The Fab Four Click here to read the story
In Three Beeps Redux, a bed-ridden old timer regales his great-grandsons with a stirring tale from his earlier days, triggering an internal debate on whether to include a cetain troubling aspect.
Three Beeps Redux Click here to read the story
Four Hours is a humorous take on a risque subject, as this randy oldster copes imaginatively with an unforeseen affliction. It might be rated "R" by some readers -- so, if that sort of thing isn't your cup of tea, feel free to pass it by.
Four Hours Click here to read the story
The husband and wife of Marital Maneuvers, savvy octogenarians abetted by inventive friends, each try out a variety of gambits to make the other over in the prankster's image, while kindling the curse of unintended consequences.
Marital Maneuvers Click here to read the story
The ninety-plus narrator of Nonagenarian Musings is attempting to cope on his own with both a serious medical condition and a plethora of personal and family demons that tend to impair his judgment.
Nonagenarian Musings Click here to read the story
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Montana Murder Mystery began life as a short story, but the abundance of dialogue and the dramatic theme of murder at a ski resort caused me to re-write it as a one-act play.
Montana Murder Mystery Click here to read the story
Tennis Anyone? is comprised of three light-hearted short stories that feature the net game and illustrate the adage, "Be careful what you wish for."
Tennis Anyone? Click here to read the stories
Here's a quartet of short stories under the overall name of Snapshots, all containing photography-based themes.
Snapshots Click here to read the story
Blue Moon features a grandfather-grandson relationship, plus some members of the middle generation.
Blue Moon Click here to read the story
...But the Melody Lingers On examines a family relationship set off against a musical motif.
...But the Melody Lingers On Click here to read the story
Is There a Lawyer in the House? it details the adventures of a latter-day Walter Mitty-esque attorney at the intersection of daydreams and real life.
Is there a lawyer in the house? Click here to read the story
Fortune Cookie examines the effect on one lawyer of the predictions and warnings contained in those little Chinese restaurant dessert offerings.
Fortune Cookie Click here to read the story
ESSAYS
To better cope with the tough world that’s out there nowadays, I pulled together Jim’s Choice Jokes – 90 Rib-Ticklers to Regale Your Friends. I’m sure you already know some of those included or variants, but you’re sure to find other humorous new ones, together with some thoughts on how and where to tell them yourself.
Jim's Choice Jokes -- 90 Rib-Ticklers to Regale Your Friends Click here to read the essay
(The Noun Nemesis) is a waggish poem about memory that I wrote for my birthday
The Noun Nemesis Click here to read the essay
I celebrated my 65th high school reunion, for which I penned the enclosed essay entitled, The 65th Horace Mann Reunion Lament: What the Hell Are We Callow High School Lads Doing Here at This Venerable Juncture?
The 65th Horace Mann Reunion Lament: What the Hell Are We Callow High School Lads Doing Here Click here to read the essay
This was the year I turned 85, and I felt the need to follow-up on what I had done at 75 and 80 – to sum up where things stand for me at this juncture. The piece is entitled 85 and Counting . . . and it’s both a recap of what seemed important to me in prior years and what I’m focused on now.
85 and Counting . . . . Click here to read the essay
Senior Moments, is all about those pesky brain freezes that many of us experience with age – forgetting names, misplacing keys, and so on. The good news is that we’re not alone – and the article contains many humorous examples of others who have failed to cope – but I’ve also tried to distill some of the sobering (albeit conflicting) views on whether we should be worrying about any of this stuff.
Senior Moments Click here to read the essay
From time to time, I write essays on subjects of interest to me. Since I turned 80 this past year, I'll start with the essay I wrote for the occasion.
Turning 80 Click here to read the essay
Sheer Happenstance explores the manifold ways that pure chance operates in important areas of our lives. As you read the examples taken from my past years, I’m sure you’ll be recalling comparable events that have occurred in your own.
Sheer Happenstance Click here to read the essay
Putting in a Good Word for Compromise tells how I go about conducting commercial mediations, with a few thoughts on the need for constructive compromises on broader issues affecting the nation.
Putting in a Good Word for Compromise Click here to read the essay
Good Judgment explores the question of why otherwise intelligent people often exhibit poor judgment-delving into what's involved and offering a few tips to improve the decision-making that's at the heart of judgment.
Good Judgment Click here to read the essay
The Sensitivity Valve and The Ambiguity Filter is about the words that come out of our mouths that probably shouldn't, causing us to convey a message we'd rather not deliver -- and with some tips on what to do about it.
The Sensitivity Valve and The Ambiguity Filter Click here to read the essay
The Curse of the Triple-Duty Boat -- some reflections on decision-making in conflicting situations we all face periodically.
The Curse of the Triple-Duty Boat Click here to read the essay
And, from five years ago, my reflection on Turning 75.
Turning 75 Click here to read the essay
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